Case Number: 2-006 (Poorly Drawn Squidward)
Object-Event Class: Toximble
Description of Object-Event:
While not being of known origins (Poorly Drawn Squidward) is widely known as one of the most powerful objects in the universe. Upon seeing a (Poorly Drawn Squidward) the traits of the character Squidward, from the television show SpongeBob SquarePants, are attached to the person who saw the drawing, for example, upon prolonged exposure to a (Poorly Drawn Squidward) a person may notice a longer nose. Because of this take all precautions to not directly observe a (Poorly Drawn Squidward) in the school.
Special Containment Procedures:
All (Poorly Drawn Squidwards) must be destroyed.